Archive for September, 2006

Too big? Really!?

I don’t know about you, but I’ve yet to meet a man that honestly believes that his penis is big enough. Almost every man I’ve come across, be it via the net or in person, wants a bigger poker. Of course, the “satisfied” guys hypothetically do exist. I’ve read on some natural penis enlargement forums that some guys say “I’m more than happy with my size” but we all know that’s a lie since I’ve yet to meet someone thats truely happy with the size of their stick. Even though there’s been huge advances in the natural penis enlargement fields recently many many men are very reluctant to admit that they’d like to make themselves bigger and just stick to their guns or avoid the topic entirely. Unless of course they can back up their statements with a honest to goodness trouser snake that is. In that case… bragging becomes habitual and very annyoying…

We’re living in the age of big things. Big planes, big buildings, big trucks. Big penises. Everybody can join the trend and pick one of the many methods to enlarge his penis. This is a pretty normal thing to do for a man with a small penis. What I really don’t understand is when men sporting six or even seven-inch penises are interested in penis enlargement. Nothing and no one has the right to prevent a man from enlarging his penis, but if he’s already big enough why on earth would he want to be even bigger. In theory, the only limit on penis size is the body’s capacity to keep lengthening the tissues in question. In practice, however, men should take a minute to think that many, if not most, women cannot easily accommodate a penis longer than 8 inches.

Here’s a Penis Joke I thought you guys might enjoy. I know it sure gave me a chuckle

There’s a man who has fifty inch long penis. But he can’t get any sex, because every woman who sees it faints at the sight. So he goes to the doctor and begs him to shorten it. But the doctor refuses - he can’t shorten a perfectly good penis, he tells the man, but he does happen to know a witch who lives in the forest. She might be able to help.

Because he’s so desperate he decides he’ll go and see her, though of course he thinks it’s all a bit odd. But he sets off into the forest and sure enough finds the witch sitting in front of her cottage casting spells. “Witch,” he says, “please help me, I have a fifty inch long penis and no one will have sex with me!”

She takes one look at his massive cock and then says, “You do need my help. But you must go into the forest and find the magic frog who lives in the pond. Ask him to marry you, and each time he refuses, your penis will shrink by ten inches!”

Weird though this is, the man is desperate, so off he goes into the forest. And, sure enough, he finds the magic frog singing quietly to itself. “Froggy,” he shouts, “please marry me!” The frog looks up, annoyed. “No!” he croaks, “I can’t do that, seeing as how I’m a frog and you’re a man.” The guy looks down - sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches! It’s still a bit long for sex, he thinks, at forty inches, but he’s delighted, so he shouts back at the frog: “Oh, go on, please marry me!”

“No - I told you once!” the frog croaks, “I can’t do that!” The man looks down - sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches again! It’s now only thirty inches long! The guy thinks this is wonderful but, still, another ten inches off would be perfect!

“Frog,” he roars across the pond, “please marry me!” The frog looks extremely annoyed, shakes his head and shouts, “No ……….NO…..AND FOR THE LAST TIME………NO!”
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Even 8 inches is a bit big for a lot of women, but a penis this size can still be used with ease. Above 8 inches in length, the penis turns into some sort of fashion or power statement. There’s no practical use for anything above 8 inches, unless the owner chances himself upon a really tall lady who happens to have a longer than usual vagina. While the vagina can stretch to accommodate most penis sizes, an 8-inch penis can be a genuine threat to the uterus. Trust me, the repeated bashing of the cervix by the penis head is not on any woman’s “Things I’d like to experience” list. Moreover, vaginal orgasm is not achieved by deep penetration of the vagina. The most sensitive part of the vagina is a 4-inch stretch of tissue located at the vagina’s entrance.

So fellas, remember, having a 12 inch long hammer is fun to talk about and brag to the boys but about 4 inches of your pride and joy is most likely going to hurt your lover in some way. 8 inches is more than enough and way above the average of about 6 inches. I don’t know about you, but the last thing on my mind when the clothes come off for a romp in the sack is being careful.

Natural Penis Enlargement DONTS

Each and every single day, more and more men are jumping on the natural penis enlargement band wagon. Both men that are not happy with the current size or lack thereof of their penis and men that are fine with their size and just want to add a little “extra”. Natural penis enlargement is becoming more mainstream now and that explains the sudden explosion of men seeking to add a little more length to thier barrels. One thing you have to wonder is how many of these thousands of men are actuall achiving the desired results? And what are the casues for the failures reported?

In this mans opinion, the main reason for failure is boredom and lack of motivation. Most are very excited to get started and jump head first into natural penis enlargement excersizes and pills but quickly lose interest in natural enlargement because there’s no “magic bullet”. It takes dedication and a whole lot of will power to turn little willy into Big Jim but it’s definately worth the effort guys. It’s a sad thing, but some men even give up because it’s too much trouble… Obviously, natural penis enlargement just isn’t for that type of man.

Another big issue, one that plagues committed natural penis enlargement customers, is the incorrect assessment of workout intensity. In time, some users find a certain performance pace in their workouts and fail to realize that workout intensity should increase over time. The intensity of a beginner’s workout is no longer suitable after two months of workouts. And at the opposite end are the guys who rush straight into a high-intensity workout without going through the beginner phase. These people always manage to injure themselves by trying to cheat time and obtain results way ahead of schedule. Both these groups end up in the demotivation zone simply because they are out of sync with the proper workout schedule.

In a similar situation are those who aren’t aware that they should change their routines. As the body adapts to the exertion, heavily used exercises become less and less effective and should be replaced with new fresh ones. There are plenty to choose from, so that shouldn’t be a problem. Keep in mind that once you’ve squeezed everything from an exercise, it’s time to move on to other routines. It’s the only way those inches will start adding. After a few weeks, the older “moves” can be cycled back into the routine.

Not paying proper attention to advice offered by natural penis enlargement experts is also a big problem. For instance, men who engage in penis enlargement exercises are told time and again that they should abstain from sex or masturbation for two or three hours after finishing a workout session. The penis needs time to heal and rebuild broken tissues and further exertion is likely to interfere with this process. Still, some people refuse to follow this piece of advice. While I do understand that it’s a shame to waste a perfectly good hard-on, I also know that advice coming from experts should be taken as gospel.

Not paying proper attention to exercise instructions is even worse of a problem. Although the exercises are fairly easy to follow, especially with a video demonstration attached, some people fail to get them right. This is the reason behind most of the injuries reported by penis enlargement users. People failing to perform exercises as shown or trying to improve on the design. There are also people who don’t know when to stop and think they can tank through the pain and make it on the other side through sheer willpower. Although a certain level of pain is normal during penis enlargement exercises, intense pain is a clear sign that you should stop whatever it is you’re doing and let your penis recover.

The last thing that many men engaged in natural penis enlargement fail to do is warm up and cool down. Warm ups and cool downs are absolutely essetial to the success of any natural penis enlargement program yet are most commonly ignored. Would you go jogging without warming up first? Of course not. And when you complete your jogging session, you wouldn’t just go flop down in front of the couch would you? Of course not. That’s how people get hurt and it really lowers the value of the exercises.

Without a proper warm up and cool down after your natural penis enlargement routine the penis cannot properly handle the changes and simply reverts back to it’s old “smaller” state. Warm ups and cool downs are absolutely essential!

Well, there it is. A list of very common mistakes that the vast majority of men will deal with. Now that you’ve read this article, I hope that you’ll avoid these pitfalls on your way to a bigger…ahem…self

Cialis Gives you something to remember

It’s a proven and well documented fact that a healthy sex life is crucial for the success and longevity of ANY adult relationship. Sex and the act of love making is a core need for any living thing. Be it solely for procreation of for pleasure. A great sex life is what keeps relationships together. If the ammount of sex declines in any relationship, it is a very obvious thing. It can even break up a long term relationship. One thing that you NEED to keep in mind is that it’s no ones fault that ED has reared it’s ugly head in your relationship. It’s a natural thing that effect millions of men world wide and there is always a way to fix it!

Erectile dysfunction, more commonly called ED can spell a disastrous situation in anybody’s life. Ed is more common disease than one may imagine. More than 30 million men are suffering from this very problem. But the good news for all these 30 million dejected guys is that it is very easily treated. Ed can be the total inability or an inconsistent ability to achieve an erection, or inability to sustain an erection needed for sexual intercourse.

Ed can be originated by a range of reasons, such as physical disorders, injured nerves, as a side-effect of some drugs, alcohol intake, stress and other psychological factors, and so on. Erectile dysfunction is very embarrassing and frustrating, but all hope is not lost my friend. Modern medicine and techniques have made ED easily treatable. Depending on the cause for ED, treatment could be therapy, medication or in certain extreme cases, surgery. There are many orally ingested drugs that treat ED, available in the market today. The most famous of these is probably the pioneering drug from Icos and Elli lily called cialis.

Cialis is the best answer so far to all the ED sufferers. Cialis (tadalafil) has seen a very fast and thunderous win purely just because it showed better (and faster) results when compared to its ancestors like viagra and levitra. The working philosophy of cialis is just like viagra – it enhances the blood supply to the penile area and in the process produce a sufficiently long erection for enjoyable experience.

Cialis stays in the body for more than a day so that its beneficial effects can be exploited to gain maximum satisfaction when you think the time is right. Cialis is considered to be the best replacement of all the drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction with affects taking place within 15 minutes and lasting for up to 36 hours. There are many reasons why cialis is considered the future king of drugs used for curing erectile dysfunction replacing the “old school” alternatives such as viagra. Some of them are: one can take cialis and get ready with an erection in less than 30 minutes. One can take cialis in the morning and will be readily available to have sexual intercourse anytime later in that whole day the next day because cialis can be effective for more than 36 hours in the body. One can take cialis anytime before or after dinner and can have sex because its effectiveness is not affected by diets. People who would buy cialis should be aware of the fact that cialis can be taken up to once per day. Cialis is not affected by high fat-content food like alcohol.

The popularity of cialis went to the point where people of France started calling it ‘le weekend drug’.

How Cialis Works

Cialis works with a group of chemicals called pde5 enzyme inhibitors. It was discovered that cyclic guanosine monophosphate (cGMP) was the key to achieve and sustain an erection. When a man gets sexually stimulated a chain reaction occurs in the tissue of the penis that results in high levels of cGMP. If there are sufficient levels of cGMP, the penis can remain erect. Cialis blocks the enzyme called pde5, which is responsible for lessening of cGMP. Cialis is very highly selective inhibitor of pde5. Cialis blocks the degradation of cGMP produced in reaction to sexual stimulation. This is one of the things that make cialis different from other pills used to treat erectile dysfunction. Cialis blocks pde5 effectively causing the blood vessels in the penis to relax and allowing the blood to flow in and thus enlarging it. The veins at the base of the penis are compressed restricting the outflow of blood. Following intercourse these veins relax allowing the blood to flow out as normal. So the effects of cialis, if used correctly can be as natural as not having to use it at all. When it is written somewhere that with cialis one can have erection for 36 hours, it does not mean that the penis will stay erected continuously for 36 hours. Taking cialis does not increase sexual desire and it will not give you an erection for 36 hours. Most men who take cialis report that for up to 36 hours after taking cialis, an erection can be sustained only when the penis is stimulated by touch. After orgasm, the penis will return to its pre-aroused state. Some men may be able to have one or more orgasms after the first pill but this an exception. In most cases, within 36 hours of taking 20 milligrams of cialis, you will be able to get and maintain an erection to orgasm one time. Users that have had more than one orgasm from a single dose say they had the first orgasm within 90 minutes of taking cialis then were able to have one or more orgasms by waiting 60 minutes or longer before any more penis stimulation was attempted. This is something the user will have to experiment with to find out their particular climax capacity.

The most common side effects with cialis are:

  • headache
  • indigestion
  • back pain
  • muscle aches
  • flushing
  • stuffy or runny nose
  • vision changes

The above side effects normally dissappear after a few hours so don’t worry. The people that took Cialis and had back pain and/or muscle aches usually got it 12-24 hours after taking Cialis. If you get some side effects that really bother you or it just refuses to go away contact your doctor for a solution. In very rare cases, Cialis may cause Priapism (an erection that won’t go away) and if your penis remains erect for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately.