Too big? Really!?
I don’t know about you, but I’ve yet to meet a man that honestly believes that his penis is big enough. Almost every man I’ve come across, be it via the net or in person, wants a bigger poker. Of course, the “satisfied” guys hypothetically do exist. I’ve read on some natural penis enlargement forums that some guys say “I’m more than happy with my size” but we all know that’s a lie since I’ve yet to meet someone thats truely happy with the size of their stick. Even though there’s been huge advances in the natural penis enlargement fields recently many many men are very reluctant to admit that they’d like to make themselves bigger and just stick to their guns or avoid the topic entirely. Unless of course they can back up their statements with a honest to goodness trouser snake that is. In that case… bragging becomes habitual and very annyoying…
We’re living in the age of big things. Big planes, big buildings, big trucks. Big penises. Everybody can join the trend and pick one of the many methods to enlarge his penis. This is a pretty normal thing to do for a man with a small penis. What I really don’t understand is when men sporting six or even seven-inch penises are interested in penis enlargement. Nothing and no one has the right to prevent a man from enlarging his penis, but if he’s already big enough why on earth would he want to be even bigger. In theory, the only limit on penis size is the body’s capacity to keep lengthening the tissues in question. In practice, however, men should take a minute to think that many, if not most, women cannot easily accommodate a penis longer than 8 inches.
Here’s a Penis Joke I thought you guys might enjoy. I know it sure gave me a chuckle
There’s a man who has fifty inch long penis. But he can’t get any sex, because every woman who sees it faints at the sight. So he goes to the doctor and begs him to shorten it. But the doctor refuses - he can’t shorten a perfectly good penis, he tells the man, but he does happen to know a witch who lives in the forest. She might be able to help.
Because he’s so desperate he decides he’ll go and see her, though of course he thinks it’s all a bit odd. But he sets off into the forest and sure enough finds the witch sitting in front of her cottage casting spells. “Witch,” he says, “please help me, I have a fifty inch long penis and no one will have sex with me!”
She takes one look at his massive cock and then says, “You do need my help. But you must go into the forest and find the magic frog who lives in the pond. Ask him to marry you, and each time he refuses, your penis will shrink by ten inches!”
Weird though this is, the man is desperate, so off he goes into the forest. And, sure enough, he finds the magic frog singing quietly to itself. “Froggy,” he shouts, “please marry me!” The frog looks up, annoyed. “No!” he croaks, “I can’t do that, seeing as how I’m a frog and you’re a man.” The guy looks down - sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches! It’s still a bit long for sex, he thinks, at forty inches, but he’s delighted, so he shouts back at the frog: “Oh, go on, please marry me!”
“No - I told you once!” the frog croaks, “I can’t do that!” The man looks down - sure enough, his penis has shrunk by ten inches again! It’s now only thirty inches long! The guy thinks this is wonderful but, still, another ten inches off would be perfect!
“Frog,” he roars across the pond, “please marry me!” The frog looks extremely annoyed, shakes his head and shouts, “No ……….NO…..AND FOR THE LAST TIME………NO!”
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Even 8 inches is a bit big for a lot of women, but a penis this size can still be used with ease. Above 8 inches in length, the penis turns into some sort of fashion or power statement. There’s no practical use for anything above 8 inches, unless the owner chances himself upon a really tall lady who happens to have a longer than usual vagina. While the vagina can stretch to accommodate most penis sizes, an 8-inch penis can be a genuine threat to the uterus. Trust me, the repeated bashing of the cervix by the penis head is not on any woman’s “Things I’d like to experience” list. Moreover, vaginal orgasm is not achieved by deep penetration of the vagina. The most sensitive part of the vagina is a 4-inch stretch of tissue located at the vagina’s entrance.
So fellas, remember, having a 12 inch long hammer is fun to talk about and brag to the boys but about 4 inches of your pride and joy is most likely going to hurt your lover in some way. 8 inches is more than enough and way above the average of about 6 inches. I don’t know about you, but the last thing on my mind when the clothes come off for a romp in the sack is being careful.

